http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/-t1.htm Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:12:47 GMT 10 http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/13/35/43/32/hoamai10.jpg http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/-t1.htm http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/ducks-in-heaven-joke-t119.htm Admin Three women died in a car accident and went to heaven. When they arrived Saint Peter said , "Here is only ONE rule in Heaven don't step on the ducklings." When they came in, they saw that it was true there were ducklings all over. It was almost impossibel not to step on one of the ducklings, though they try very hard the first woman had an accident and stepped on one of those. Saint Peter arrived with the ugliest man ever seen, put them together in chains and says "That's ... Funny Stories Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:12:47 GMT http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/ducks-in-heaven-joke-t119.htm#119 http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/ducks-in-heaven-joke-t119.htm http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/a-matter-of-punctuation-t29.htm Admin The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
The women wrote: “Woman! Without her,man is nothing.”]]> Funny Stories Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:42:05 GMT http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/a-matter-of-punctuation-t29.htm#29 http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/a-matter-of-punctuation-t29.htm http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/three-good-friends-collected-t18.htm Admin Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV cut them off. In an attempt to miss the big vehicle, the driver swerved to the left and hit the median. The car flipped several times and all three friends died instantly. They all found themselves in line waiting to get into Heaven. The doctor asked the others, "Hey, what do you want people to say at your funeral? I want them to say, 'She was a great ... Funny Stories Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:06:45 GMT http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/three-good-friends-collected-t18.htm#18 http://maisnow02.forumotion.com/funny-stories-f12/three-good-friends-collected-t18.htm