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Ducks in heaven joke

Admin — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:12:47 GMT

Three women died in a car accident and went to heaven. When they arrived Saint Peter said , "Here is only ONE rule in Heaven don't step on the ducklings." When they came in, they saw that it was true there were ducklings all over. It was almost impossibel not to step on one of the ducklings, though they try very hard the first woman had an accident and stepped on one of those. Saint Peter arrived with the ugliest man ever seen, put them together in chains and says "That's ...

Peggy's Paper Dolls - Collected

Admin — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:08:05 GMT

Brian scanned the walls of the same corridor that had become so familiar to him over the past few years. As he entered through door number thirty-two, a tremendous wave of emotion swept over him, and he had to fight not to drown in it. His sister's face lit up with a vibrant smile and that special twinkle in her eyes, as it always did whenever she saw him. Peggy was seven years old. She charmed everyone that knew her with her undying enthusiasm. She would talk non-stop to a listening ear, ...

Hue - Ancient City in the Central of Vietnam

Admin — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:59:57 GMT

Vietnam Scenes

Admin — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:21:45 GMT

Nguyen Hue Flower Street 2009

Admin — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:25:31 GMT

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Da Lat - Highland City Part 2

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:34:00 GMT

Da Lat - Highland City Part 1

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:32:18 GMT

Da Lat is called Flower City or Honeymoon City as it has a lot of beautiful flowers, pine forests as well as valleys, lakes and falls. [center]

Nha Trang - Beach City

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:37:55 GMT

Hue - Ancient City

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:33:38 GMT

Ha Long Bay

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:30:45 GMT

Sapa Highland

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:28:11 GMT

Sapa is a former French hill station situated close to Chinese border with many ethnic minority groups. With a sub-temperate and sub-tropical climate, Sapa is pretty cool in summer with a temperature of 13-15oC at night and of 20-25oC during the day. In winter, being covered with fog, Sapa is very cold with the temperature sometimes dropping below 0oC. Snow sometimes falls in Sapa.

Vietnamese New Year (Tet)

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:16:31 GMT

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Khuc Nhac Ngay Xuan - Hong Nhung - A Spring Vietnamese Song

Admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:10:04 GMT

My First Time - Lobo

Admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:41:18 GMT

Sapa - Northwest Vietnam

Admin — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 13:07:15 GMT

Happy New Year - ABBA

Admin — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:46:52 GMT

The golden star fruit tree

Admin — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 13:21:41 GMT

Once upon a time, there was a very rich man who lived in a village. When he died, he left his two sons a huge fortune. But the two brothers were entirely different. The elder was greedy, but the younger was very kind. So after the parents' death, the elder claimed the fortune and left his younger brother only star fruit tree. (A very productive tree that gives sour fruit.) The younger brother took good care of his tree, watering it every day and hoping that it would give him a lot of fruit so ...

Love Poem...

Admin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:39:21 GMT

I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in ...

Whispers...

Admin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:35:36 GMT

Whispers... Did you ever love someone so much and know he didn't care Did you ever feel like crying when you know you'd get nowhere Did you ever whisper 'i love you' not wanting him to know Did you ever say goodbye to someone not wanting him to go Did you ever push the limits and had nothing to gain There's so much in this world that causes so much pain If I were to choose between life and death I think I'd rather die Love's so beautiful but it hurts too much The price ...

Love - Collected

Admin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:31:31 GMT

There is nothing left to say We both walk our own way. Two line of tears down our cheek, The failure of love that we week. The pain that we go through, we play each other like a fool. In the end, two destined heart shatter broken glasses scatter. Our memories fly away, just like thin air of the day. The promises that we made its all just our mistakes. No more tears in our eyes. Its fake love. Don't deny. Be truthful to the love you seek. Listen to your heart before ...

Myself, don't give up (Trinh Cong Son)

Admin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 13:22:28 GMT

Don't give up, myself don't give up Autumn leaves why fell in winter Don't give up, honey, don't give up You are mine and I'm also yours Flying kite like whose soul chearless Down a kite that gulf get more grieved Who I were, shedding tears myself Who I am, why exists in world who am I, then who, and who So much love the life Don't give give, myself don't give up Lost sunshine like my own story Don't give up honey dont give up You refresh and u get sunrise Farther ...

(Unit 3: Numbers, addresses) - Bài số 3: Số đếm, địa chỉ

Admin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:22:05 GMT

Bài số 3: Số đếm, địa chỉ (Unit 3: Numbers, addresses) Chúng ta học cách nói con số và địa chỉ bằng tiếng Việt. We learn to say the numbers and the addresses in Vietnamese. Numbers: 0 - không ; 1 - một ; 2 - hai ; 3 - ba ; 4 - bốn ; 5 - năm ; 6 - sáu ... Address: Số nhà 79 phố Thợ Nhuộm - Hà Nội. Việt Nam 1 - một ; 2 - hai ; 3 - ba ; 4 - bốn ; 5 - năm ; 6 - sáu ; 7 - bảy ...

Unit 2: Making friends

Admin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:20:55 GMT

Làm quen (Unit 2: Making friends) Anh ấy/ Chị ấy là người nước nào ? (Where does he/ she come from ? When meeting a foreigner we tend to ask where they're from. Anh là người nước nào ? (Where do you come from ?) Tôi là người Mỹ (I'm an American) Để hỏi về nguồn gốc, dân tộc, chúng ta dùng mẫu sau đây: Use the following pattern, followed by the country of origin: Người + (Name ...

Unit 1: Greetings

Admin — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:19:52 GMT

In this unit we learn to greet our friends First, it's important to know how to greet older people, and people who have a more senior position to us. Everyday we have an opportunity to meet and greet people. When we catch up with our friends, we greet them informally, but when we meet strangers, we tend to greet them formally. In Vietnamese how we address the people we meet indicates to them and to others our relationship to them. The Vietnamese do not say good morning, good afternoon ...

Celine Dion - So this is Christmas

Admin — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:47:36 GMT

Elvis Presley - Silent night

Admin — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 16:42:52 GMT

The Daffodils

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:40:20 GMT

The Daffodils William Wordsworth I wander’d lonely as a cloud That floats on high o’er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd, A host , of golden daffodils; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze. Continuous as the stars that shine And twinkle on the Milky way, They stretch’d in never-ending line Along the margin of a bay: Ten thousand saw I at a glance, Tossing their heads in sprightly dance. The waves beside them ...

Love is More Thicker than Forget

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:50:35 GMT

Love is More Thicker than Forget E.E. Cummings Love is more thicker than forget More thinner than recall More seldom than a wave is wet More frequent than to fail It is most mad and moonly And less it shall unbe Than all the sea which only Is deeper than the sea Love is less always than to win Less never than alive Less bigger than the least begin Less littler than forgive It is most sane and sunly And more it cannot die Than all the sky which only Is higher ...

Love Poetry

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:49:37 GMT

When I Wake Up Each Morning And See you Next to Me I Know that My Day Will Be All Right Sometimes it is hard to put feelings into words but I want you to know how you affect me When I wake up and see you in the morning I am so happy that we are together I respect you I admire you I love you deeply When I wake up each morning and see you next to me no matter what happens I know that my day will be all right

Just Look Beyond

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:48:14 GMT

Just look beyond today for blessings, Look past the skies of somber grey, And look beyond the trials and heartaches When God will turn your night to day. Dear one, just trust Him in the shadow. He wants the very best for you. He'll walk beside you in the valley, His grace and love will see you through. Just look beyond today for blessings. In God's time He'll reveal to you The many joys that are awaiting, The joys He's chosen just for you. So don't give up, keep ...

Love is Like Magic

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:47:24 GMT

Love is like magic and it always will be, For love still remains life's sweet mystery. Love works in ways that are wondrous and strange And there's nothing in life that love cannot change! Love can transform the most commonplace Into beauty and splendor and sweetness and grace. Love is unselfish, understanding and kind, For it sees with its heart and not with its mind. Love is the answer that everyone seeks... Love is the language that every heart ...

I'll be Here

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:46:16 GMT

I'll be Here

When you are feeling down
or when you are in a bind...
I'll be right beside you
Comfort you will find.

If you need an ear to listen,
or a loving helpful hand...
I'll be right here for you,
I truly understand.
I'LL BE HERE FOR YOU!

I Don't Have To Die To Go To Heaven

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:45:17 GMT

"I Don't Have To Die To Go To Heaven" Deborah Carrell I don't have to die to go to heaven No hollow bones that turn to dust It takes a special man to care for me And heal my wounds with his tender touch... I listen to all of his smiles I lay down with his conversation I unlock my heart when he looks into my eyes And I feel and want his every sensation... He said he's never going to hurt me As he removed my blindfold of fear He melts me from the inside out And ...

A Red, Red Rose

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:43:58 GMT

A Red, Red Rose Robert Burns O my luve is like a red, red rose, That’s newly sprung in June; O my luve is like the melodie That’s sweetly played in tune. As fair thou art , my bonie lasso, So deep in luve am I; And I will luve thee still, my dear, Till a’ the seas gang dry. Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear , An the rocks melt wi’ the sun; And I will luve thee still , my dear, While the sands o’life shall run. And fare thee weel,my only luve, And fare ...

The Pride of Youth

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:42:51 GMT

The Pride of Youth Walter Scott Proud Maisie is in the wood, Walking so early; Sweet Robin sits on the bush, Singing so rarely. “tell me ,thou bonny bird, when shall I marry me?” -“when six braw gentlemen kirkward shall carry ye.” “who makes the bridal bed, birdie, say truly?” -“The gray-headed sexton That delves the grave duly. “The glowworm o’er grave and stone Shall light thee steady; The owl from the steeple sing, Welcome, proud lady.”

When we two parted

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:41:31 GMT

When we two parted George Gordon Byron When we two parted In silence and tears, Half broken-hearted To sever for years, Pale grew thy cheek and cold, Colder thy kiss; Truly that hour foretold Sorrow to this! The dew of the morning Sunk chill on my brow- It felt like the warning Of what I feel now. Thy vows are all broken, And light is thy fame: I hear thy name spoken, And share in its shame. They name thee before me, A knell to mine ear; A shudder comes ...

The Flowers of Friendship

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:40:03 GMT

If good friends fell from the sky like raindrops, I'd turn my umbrella upside down and have all that I need. But friends do not come to us that way, instead they shoot up through the ground from a tiny seed of common interest, are cultivated with good times and grow into a beautiful flower to enjoy that continues to bloom as long as it is cared for. These flowers of friendship are gathered into a fragrant bouquet that enhances the world around us and are meant to be ...

Thinking of You

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:38:24 GMT

"Thinking of You" When will the moon be clear and bright? With a cup of wine in my hand, I ask the blue sky. I don't know what season it would be in the heavens on this night. I'd like to ride the wind to fly home. Yet I fear the crystal and jade mansions are much too high and cold for me. Dancing with my moon-lit shadow It does not seem like the human world The moon rounds the red mansion Stoops to silk-pad doors Shines upon the sleepless Bearing no grudge Why does ...

Blue Christmas - White Christmas -Elvis Presley

Admin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:25:42 GMT

A Woman's Heart - Chris De Burgh

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:25:00 GMT

Hello Vietnam! Pham Quynh Anh

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:23:12 GMT

Yellow River - I long to see my home - Lobo

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:22:03 GMT

I'll never fall in love again - Tom Jones

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:20:55 GMT

Bonjour Vietnam - Pham Quynh Anh

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:18:50 GMT

Puppy Love - Paul Anka (My dogs family)

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:17:49 GMT

Vietnamese Hue Noodle Soup (Bun Bo Hue )

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:40:05 GMT

Ingredients 1 lb ham hocks 6 stalks lemongrass, crushed and sliced thin 2 tablespoons nuoc nam 1 teaspoon sugar 1 teaspoon sea salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 4 ounces boneless sirloin 4 ounces boneless pork loin 16 ounces rice noodles, cooked 1 cup bean sprouts 4 sprigs Thai holy basil (regular basil ok) 4 sprigs fresh mint 4 sprigs fresh cilantro 4 teaspoons sambal oelek or hot chili sauce 4-8 fresh Thai red chili peppers (amount optional) 1 lime, cut into quarters Directions Bring ...

Grilled Dried Beef (Thit Bo Kho)

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:38:24 GMT

Ingredients 1 pound Lean bottom round or -- sirloin, in one piec 6 inches in Diameter 2 Stalks fresh lemon grass -- or 2 tablespoons dri grass 2 small Red chile peppers -- seeded 2 1/2 tablespoons Sugar or honey 1 tablespoon Nuoc mam (Vietnamese fish -- sauce) 3 tablespoons Light soy sauce Directions Here's a Vietnamese version of beef "jerky" made with red chilies and honey or sugar that sounds like it's off in the direction of your Chinese Dried Fried Beef recipe. ...

Fried Rice with Sausage, Shrimp and Crab (Com Chien Thap Cam)

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:37:08 GMT

1 2/3 cups long-grain white rice 6 dried Chinese mushrooms 2 Chinese sausages 1/4 pound raw shrimp 1/4 cup vegetable oil -- plus 1 tablespoon 1 medium onion 1 tablespoon fish sauce 1/2 pound crab meat 2 eggs 2 large scallions Asian Mushroom= caps, dried, 1 to 1-1/2 inches in diameter Chinese Sausage= sweet, mild, cured, pork. About 6" long sold in pairs. Shrimp size= 21 to 25 shrimp per pound. Fish Sauce= nam pla. Use Vietnamese or Thai fish sauce. Crab meat= ...

Sour Fish Head Soup (Canh Chua Dau Ca)

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:35:05 GMT

Ingredients 2 Scallions, white part only, -crushed with the side of a knife Freshly ground black pepper 2 ts Salt 2 tb Plus 4 teaspoons fish sauce -(nuoc mam) 1 lg Fish head or fish carcass, -split down the center 1 qt Water 1/2 c Canned sliced sour bamboo 1/4 Fresh pineapple, cut in a -lengthwise section and -sliced 1 ds MSG (optional) 2 tb Mixed chopped fresh -coriander (Chinese parsley) Scallion green Directions An excellent way to get twice the pleasure out of your ...

Vietnamese Chicken Curry

Admin — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:29:02 GMT

Ingredients 1 Stalk fresh lemon grass or 1 tb Dried 3 1/2 ts Curry powder Fresh ground black pepper 1 ts Sugar 4 ts Salt 3 lb Chicken, cut up 7 tb Vegetable oil 3 Sweet potatoes or 3 White potatoes, peeled and -cubed 4 Cloves garlic, chopped 3 Bay leaves 1 lg Onion, cut into wedges, -separated 2 c Water 1 Carrot, 2-inch slices 2 c Coconut milk 1 c Milk or water * * If you use canned coconut milk, you must use water. Directions This is a real Vietnamese curry. ...